So many of you may or may not know that I have been a long time fan of the not-so-sport-like Wrestling Entertainment. One of my favorites wrestlers of all time hands down is the Rock. I saw an interesting article posted by IGN on the rocks best catch phrases that I wanted to share: Enjoy!
http://tv.ign.com/articles/100/1000668p1.html
Here's a couple of my favorite lines from the article:
Talking about Kane: "On top of all that, look at this guy. I mean he's an idiot. He's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet... zing! It'll fly backwards."
"Now, Badass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway. So the choice is yours, jabroni!'"
Talking about Eddie G.: "With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena!"
"And Lilian wasn't always a RAW Diva. Lilian used to have a job. She used to work at the sperm bank. She got fired for drinking on the job."
1 comment:
I love the second one. I remember that one on Kane....Think it was around the time I graduated from highschool when I heard that one....probably the only time I watched wrestling often due to my roommates.
Oh and that last one is gross...bwahahahaha.
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